Part tragedy, part comedy, check out The Blotter. Here are a few of the complaints called in to the police in Taos, NM, my favorite town on earth.
3:09 p.m., Shoplifting, 200 block Paseo del Pueblo Sur – Complaint that a woman with long blond hair, sunglasses on her head, and wearing all black took of organic items and frozen items and left without paying. She was seen heading onto Los Pandos, driving a bright orange car.
Read on for a few more of my favorites!
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"A Retrosexual man can chop down a tree and make it land where he wants. Wherever it lands is where he wanted it to land."
- from Grau Magus in his anti-metrosexual manifesto, The Retrosexual Code
Want a good laugh? Want a real man? Read on, dear readers. Read on.
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Every year, English teachers from across the country can submit their collections of actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. These excerpts are published each year to the amusement of teachers across the country. Here are last year's winners.
Which one is YOUR favorite?
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"A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?"
She doesn't care what you think."
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from New Mexico! (Alas, my garden doesn't kick ass at the moment. The grass has turned to mud. The workers are drilling a new well: two attempts thus far to strike water. Third time's a charm.)
